ewizzle_luizzle

03:57 pm: I've been thinking a lot about what happened with Alex a few days ago... -sigh- this is so sad. I love him but I can't tell him. And it's not like I'm gay, because I've never loved any other guy! Being gay just means that you like males in general, right? And since I have a lovely picture of a thong on my LJ I'm sure I don't qualify as being gay.

anyway, my parents have gone somewhere... I think they're at Shelly's house right now... maybe I'll invite Alex over and we'll play video games and jack off together or something. mmmm...

01:07 pm: YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT

I WAS SITTING IN MY BED, JACKING OFF AS USUAL, AND ALEX WITH NO HAIR DECIDED TO POP INTO MY ROOM THROUGH MY HUGE ASS WINDOW. oh em GEE

AND HE WAS HOLDING AND THONG. AND TOLD ME TO PUT IT ON. (it was a pretty cute one, by the way) AND THEN I SHOOED HIM OUT.

i feel bad.
i'm hiding my real feelings from him. so I will change the name of my build-a-bear (which I sleep with every night) to Alex. so then... yeah.
I loved him more than I could have loved any girl...
this is insane. I can't believe I'm CRYING.

I hate my life. and now I still have this thong... maybe I'll wear it for him tommorow... and let him pants me or something...

08:10 pm: oh.my.gee.
today was like the most ah-mazing day of my life.
so today my mummy took me to BUILD A BEAR!
yes yes i know you're jealous
be jealous be jealous
am i right?
yea i am so right.

anyways they have a new animal in stock now
and it was this little pink unicorn
and it just caught my eye when i walked in...
it was like..-gasp- we were MEANT for each other
wow. cest la veis.

yea i named her pimwanii tooshi
how beautiful is that?
alas, i , eric gigi liu, have found my soulmate.

03:50 pm: Wow, I havent posted in like forshizzle. Haha I sound lame. Anyway, my life is going great. I got back together with my ex and thats more than I can ask for. All my friends are woopin rad. I esp love Shelly. Hehe I love you Shelly!!

<3

06:53 pm: hey i havent posted in a while. here i'll do something funny and try to sound like eric.

Bored? ((Over 100 questions))
Created by xSwtLilAngel666x and taken 87856 times on bzoink!
[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::	Eric
Birthplace ::	um..somewhere in Cali
Age ::	14, turning 15 on may 18 (oh yea i'm good)
Age you act ::	18 bitch
Current location ::	mesa
Eye color ::	brown
Hair color ::	black
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::	righty
Zodiac sign? ::	*chinese sign*
Height? ::	just the right height
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::	chink bitch
Your hair ::	hawt
Your fears ::	bugs, heights
Your perfect room ::	the one i have right now
What you practically do in a day ::	have se...er...my homework :D
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::	nigga, bitch, the usual
Phrases you overuse ::	nigga what?
Your first thought when you wake up ::	i dont think in the morning..?
Your greatest accomplishment ::	your mom
Something you want to do ::	have se...er my homework
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::	coke
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::	mcdonalds
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::	both are hawt
Chocolate or vanilla ::	vanilla
Adidas or Nike ::	nike
Black or white ::	black
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::	Bills...so i get the bling bling
Burgers or hot dogs ::	burgers
Egypt or France ::	france cos isnt paris like the city of making out?
Rock or rap ::	rawk baby
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::	no..
Cuss ::	no..sometimes...yes..
Sing well ::	yea and you know it :D
Sing in the shower ::	and to your mom
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::	no..
Believe in yourself ::	sure
Like taking these longass surveys? ::	i guess
Play an instrument ::	violin and guitar and i'm pretty damn good at it.
Want to go to college? ::	hell yea
Want to get married? ::	why not?
Want to have children? ::	yea we could use more people hawt like me
Think you're a health freak? ::	no..
Get along with your parents ::	yea
Get along with your siblings? ::	sure if you call it that
Think you're popular ::	no
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::	psh yea to china baby
Drank alchohal ::	yup
Smoke ::	ew no
Get high ::	almost
Done any drugs ::	i guess
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::	haha no but i was close
Been on stage ::	um..no?
Gone skinny dipping ::	once
Been dumped ::	a couple of times
Dyed your hair ::	no
Stolen anything ::	yea
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::	bobby
Loudest ::	hm..
Most shy ::	alex
Blondest ::	um..idk?
Smartest ::	me
Kindest ::	ari
Best personality ::	bobby and ari
Most talented ::	bobby
Best singer ::	bobby
Most ghetto ::	um..ok so i dont know a lot of eric's friends
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::	ari
Pain in the ass ::	...
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::	....
Funniest ::	bobby
Best person for advice ::	ari
Dependable ::	all of them
Trustworthy ::	all of them
Druggie ::	...
Most likely to end up in jail ::	haha bobby
Person you've known the longest ::	rona
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::	one when i was chased by a cheetah
Last nightmare ::	i dunno
Car ride ::	like an hour ago
Last time you cried ::	when i watched "the notebook" :D
Last movie seen ::	the notebook
Last movie rented ::	the notebook
Last book read ::	....i dont..read..(so untrue but how should i know?)
Last word said ::	mhm to my mom
Last curse word said ::	fuck
Last time you laugh ::	when i talked to ari
Last phone call ::	bobby
Last CD played ::	i use my IPOD
Last song you listened to ::	saosin..?
Last annoyance ::	my brother
Last IM ::	ari
Last weird encounter ::	i dont..have..weird encounters..
Last person you hugged ::	michael
Last person you yelled at ::	my brother
Last time you wore a skirt ::	a couple of weeks ago. i'm not a skirt person..mostly cuz i'm a BOY
Last time you've been evil ::	i'm always evil
Sarcastic? ::	i'm always sarcastic
Last time you fought with your parents ::	a while ago
Last time you wished upon a star ::	i dont..do that..either
Played Truth or Dare ::	not for a while
Spent quality time alone ::	um..right now?
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::	yes ari
Do you feel lonely ::	no
Ever TP'd someone's house ::	no
How about egging someone's house ::	no
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::	....nigga WHAT?
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::	sure
Yo Momma ::	what about her?
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::	no..i dont..do that..
What do you think of George Bush? ::	hes gonna screw up the world
Any secret fetishes? ::	maybe
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::	no
How many languages do you speak? ::	2
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::	haha yea
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::	yes
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05:36 pm: hey i havent posted for a while. um, nothing new in my life except i think that eric and ari should go out..but when does my opinion count eh?

01:02 pm:

Happy Good Friday!!!

 

ps. I'm bored...

05:01 pm: haha ok so cindy went to eric's house last night and met the infamous bobby..or should i say the short bobby? or maybe the not-so-cute bobby? haha well i heard a lot of stuff from her.

ok i'm bored. i dont even have a convo from elize to get me some entertainment. -sigh-

well thats it for now. plz post shelly, cindy, michee, anyone but me..

12:17 pm: DAMMIT BOBBY! you suck. lol but i have to say that was pretty clever for you and your loser techniques. anyways, so now i know ur phone number. you know, thats kinda ur fault cuz me and michee werent sure if that was ur phone number, but then you go on and post for us to stop calling you. so thats awesome!! now we all know ur phone number AND where you live...AND ur dad's name. ahem craig...

admit it, we're totally smart for our age!! hahahahahahaha

michee, i have a feeling we're gonna be really smart when we grow up. ahahaha jk jk but we wont be totally dumb either. ahahaha love ya michee. btw any suggestions for movies i can rent for tomorrow?

01:30 pm: ok i am eric right now. i am an asshole. i suck balls. i'm gay. no one but my friend bobby likes me. i dont know what to say. i always say the wrong things at the wrong time. i suck. i'm stupid. i'm a bitch. i should go to hell. i should burn in hell. my life on here sucks. i'm ugly.

ok now back to me. eric is an asshole. eric sucks balls. eric is gay. no one but bobby likes eric. eric doesnt know what to say. eric sure knows how to get me mad. eric sucks. eric is stupid. eric is a bitch. eric should go to hell. eric should burn in hell. eric's life on here sucks. eric is ugly.

there? does that show how i'm feeling right now? but whatever. me n michee succeeded on the *bobby* thing. hehehehehe i love you michee!

06:21 pm: dude...i just remembered. bobby'a that kid that follows eric to chinese skool. damn shelly...he was kinda cute too. lol oopsies...maybe i should have been a little nicer..? seriously tho...have u ever seen bobby, shellis? hehehehehehe

aaarrrggg i havent talked to michee in ages! miss her like hell. but thank god annie's on. ^___^

crap..does bobby even read this anymore..? hope not..

05:31 pm: chink skool (as eric would say) was mos def fun. and funny. it was just the usual routine: ditching math, hanging out with shelly n cindy, teasing alex. yup, just the usual. other than that, i think our cs teacher is crazy and she needs mental help. i mean, her daughter goes to harvard, and she still yells at US?? we're not even her children, thank god for that. but it seems like shes not happy with her life. ^_____^ well good thing we are.

HI BOBBY!!!! hEhE

ok i'm in an awesome mood today, and cant wait till thursday!! and tomorrow!! i think i'm going to fiddlesticks tomorrow...with kayla...not sure. hEhE thats not exciting tho. seeing michee and elize again is!!

1ST DAY OF SPRING BREAK BABY!! haha

05:34 pm: dunno why i'm posting again but i'm bored. -__- haha shelly, i love these faces. they are adorable y mucho comico!! well i just got one comment to make:

bobby es un puto.

amor es tonto.

yo amor shelly y cindy y michee!!

hehe i am done. and i am good at spanish.

happy spring ppl!!!

04:54 pm: now i'm just gonna write a bunch of random nothings:

1) everyone needs a friend like shelly, michee, and cindy. see? theres shelly, the one who will do crazy things with you. theres michee, who will always understand you. and theres cindy, who will always be there and listen to ur problems. together they make the perfecto friendship thing. everyone should have friends like them.

2) did i mention i love shelly cuz she hates bobby too..? well i love you shelly!!

3) did i mention i hate bobby?

4) did i mention i'm pissed at eric?

5) i think i'll give sam a chance as a friend. i can always use him for money. :) haha jk i wouldnt do that. thats just mean.

6) when shelly posted on bobby's lj, he deserved it...

7) some ppl need to get a life

8) i'm done!! ^__________^

04:43 pm: for bobby
ok bobby, i'm serious. get ur fucking butt off of this. this is not for ur amusement, its for mine and/or shelly's n michees. and bobby, when u said a 7th grader is obsessing over ur best friend. ur wrong, its not *is*, its *was*. ok so get ur freakin facts straight.

anyways, my day=gayness

shelly's comp broke down and i need to talk to her like REALLY bad. shelly, get back here!! er i mean, i hate shelly..uh huh since i AM eric...ok watever about that. now its just gonna be a thing for me and shelly and michee to post on. or just me and shelly. i dont think michee even knows about this.

ok now about austin...austin blom i mean. hehehehehehehe austin to me equals hugh to shelly. :) maybe that'll be my thots for him..? but shelly!! u have to contribute k? love ya and bye.

and to bobby again....who names their kid bobby? seriously thats a really gay name, no offense but why arent u named like austin? or brendan? or tyler? or todd? but whatever...

05:59 pm: ok jessie wrote this really gay entry on me. i dont know why i even read it but, well, u gotta be nice to her if she cares that much right? yea so i replied to her entry and she got all pissed, cuz i wasnt supposed to read it. i mean, how was i supposed to know? it didnt have a warning sign on it that said "ERIC!! DONT READ!!" but even if it did, i would have read it. yea and i felt touched that someone liked me THAT much so i IMed jessie and she wasnt too happy about it. she should be...cuz i only IM my friends.

well she didnt talk to me today yet, and i dont think shes gonna and she doesnt feel well. AND she doesnt wanna burst into tears again...

05:24 pm: jessie's starting to be really rude to me. shes saying all this gay stuff about absolutely nothing. but she feels REALLY bad about it. she wants to appologize but shes too shy. believe me, i would know. well today was a really gay day. thats why i'm not even gonna bother coming on aim...

06:15 pm: Like, dude. Today was SO not an awesome day... I mean, Jessie won't fucking stop annoying me. And now my idiot lil' bro's saying that I love Jessie.

O.O OMG IS HE READING THIS RIGHT NOW?

Good, he's not. ^_^ YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

06:03 pm: school was so freakin awesome. i hung out with my friend ari. i swear she is like the coolest girl ever. esp compared to jessie. evryone AND anyone is better than jessie. geez..-rolls eyes- ok so i signed on and then jessie signed on and she made her away message:

be back when someone cool is on. so until then buh bye losers!

caution: this pertains to evryone except eric.

does she really think i care? that wouldnt offend anyone. geez jessies comebacks suck dick! ok so then she IMs me and starts gushing about her little sevie problems which i couldnt care less about. so pretend to listen when i'm actually talking to my bff bobby who is so majorly suave. me and him have so much in common. my hair was so suave today. i brought a comb with me to school so i cuold comb my hair every 5 mintues and make it look sleek and shiny for *her*. i am not gonna say who *her* is (cuz i dont kno but i know there is a her) anyways see ya losers.

bye lush!

06:46 pm: ok one day i was playing halo 2 and my mom comes up to me and says that i have a phone call. so i pick up the phone and it turns out jessie and michee had called me. i mean, come on. do they really think i want to freakin talk to them. they are a bunch of sevies for crying out loud. i think jessie's a stalker cuz she follows my every move. she gets on my nerves esp since she a poser. i mean, she thinks shes all cool when shes NOT and she tries to show off in my face. i dont really care either. she means NOTHING to me. NADA! but obviously she never noticed so shes always freaking hanging around me. omg she says the gayest things too:

Ewizzle Luizzle: hey
FunkiiDiva: whats upperz?
Ewizzle Luizzle: ..
Ewizzle Luizzle: never..do that ...again
FunkiiDiva: haha
FunkiiDiva: but its fun!!
Ewizzle Luizzle: yeah fun
Ewizzle Luizzle: fun as in gay

omg look how gay she is. no one says "whats upperz?" anymore. what a loser. thinking she's all that when shes not. i hate kevin a lot, but hes right. jessie is a poser. and jessies so lame too. she writes crap about herself on her fake account of me. its like: who does that anymore? no one will read this anyway...

later homies...